its not "the man" it is actually Billy FUCKIN Mays.
**dude isn't that such a gnarly picture! whoa man.
i always have trouble sleeping and i think unemployment intensifies it.
yesterday i even had quite an eventful day! I woke up butt crack early to
take an assessment test for Verizon Wireless. I think I did okay. Me and lucas then went to the historic Federal Hill to get bagels and found this amazing furniture boutique. He took me home. I chillaxed then we went back to the neighborhood when we got home to try for the first time Maryland steamed crabs. it was incredible. I cut my finger cause got DOWN on them crabs. it was delicious.
We went back to light street and checked out American Apparel. picked up a racer back tank and vintage red striped tube socks. checked out doggie style and got Jerry a doggie toothbrush and an adorable polo shirt
we have a friend that lives in federal hill and we were chatting about how lucky she is to live in such a great neighborhood and how fabulous her house is...and then we ran into her! anyways we ended up hookin up and got super drunk off of mimosas
got home...pooooooooped and drunk. and 3am i wake up nand couldnt go back to sleep cuz i woke up to fuckin BILLY MAYS screaming I CAN GIVE YOU AFFORDABLE INSURANCE!
***insurance? fuckin insurance?
not orange glo. not the face shaving thing. not the hercules hook or that damn magic putty. he is selling fuckin insurance! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and screamin about it.
yes yes i know tv rots your brain. especially billy mays!
on another note...tv is still very entertaining hahahaha
i am home right now watching the marathon of project runway season 1. makes me want to learn how to sew and make my own shit. i get in these weird moods when it comes to fashion. I want to create and i totally love clothes but at the same time it can be a circus. and models. fuckin models are just ridiculous to me. there was this one part on the very first show that the models were walking trying to show the designers how they look like and its like. are you serious? so Jay (season 1 winner) was like a breath of fresh air with his humor. Particularly when Jay was dressed like Jesus! i think we have the same humor. lol
ahhhhhhhhhhhh save me from myself!
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